Politics

Apr 20, 2008

When Republicans Get Angry

Well the Washington Post has confirmed it...Don't mess with John McCain because gosh darn it he's got a temper!It appears that John likes to shake a closed fist at people when he's a little hot and bothered. Funny how the it's Republicans preach good family values! Maybe someone should remind Mr. McCain about "The Golden Rule"!

Apr 16, 2008

The Hidden Dangers Of Being An Intern

It was bad enough that Monica Lewinsky got a bad rap for her "inappropriate relationship" with Bill but now the Republicans are at it too. Apparently blaming your intern is a bipartisan sport!

According to CNN, Mrs. John McCain decided it would be a hoot to put the "McCain Family Recipes" on her husbands website so America could see what tasty tidbits the McCain's have on their dinner table. Then as luck would have it the recipes turned out to be stolen from the Food Network! Oops! You mean Republicans steal? Say it ain't so...

Well in a stroke of good luck it turns out that Mrs. McCain is as wholesome as apple pie. Turns out that a dim witted intern did the dirty work behind poor Cindy's back. Thankfully according to CNN the intern was "dealt with"...now America is safe from future recipe heists.

So what's today's lesson? Think before taking that job as a political intern...you never know what evil-doing you might be coerced into doing. Stealing recipes could just be the tip of the iceberg. Don't say I didn't warn you!